Fruity Bachelor

Friday, August 21, 2009

Whitney Houston Sighting

Tell me this wasn't Whitney Houston (before the comeback)! She was a "BOBBY!!" shriek away from a dead ringer.

Seriously, her makeup looked professionally applied, if a little too glittery for 3pm. If she wasn't so wasted and her top wasn't so stained with spilled liquids, I really would have thought it was the Diva Herself. God I hope those stains were just her drinks...

"Whitney" fell asleep long enough for me to snap her photo. She woke up soon after to root around in one of her bags for another Cobra Malt Liquor (which she drank through a straw, because as you can see, she is a LADY).

I can snap photos and poke fun because the FSM knows I've been that drunk lady on the bus a time or thousand.


Blogger cgiven said...

Dude lame. muni diaries fail.

August 27, 2009 at 10:16 AM  

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